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$12.25The Story
Designed to withstand foreign deployment alongside the bottom %10 of your class, these E-tools proudly served their country, and now they're ready to serve your oddly hyperfixated needs.
With a weight of about 2 pounds and a standard length of exactly two Subway foot longs, these are the most tiresome way to fuck up your mom's yard.
Specs:
- 6" wide shovel
- Length of ~23"
- Authentic USGI surplus

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Description
Designed to withstand foreign deployment alongside the bottom %10 of your class, these E-tools proudly served their country, and now they're ready to serve your oddly hyperfixated needs.
With a weight of about 2 pounds and a standard length of exactly two Subway foot longs, these are the most tiresome way to fuck up your mom's yard.
Specs:
- 6" wide shovel
- Length of ~23"
- Authentic USGI surplus





















